978 out of 1000 Women Surveyed Find Republican Men More Attractive than Democrat Men
2 things are always true, the sky is blue and Democrats are idiots. A third truth was established recently by a Miami Bulletin survey...
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White House Drug Dog Signals Next to Hunter Biden
A White House drug dog, named Lucy, sat down next to Hunter Biden Wednesday to indicate that she had found drug paraphernalia. Secret...
FBI Raids Mar-a-Lago in Search of Hillary’s 33,000 Emails
A special FBI assault team raided the Mar-a-Lago estate Monday in search of Hillary Clinton's 33,000 deleted emails. The 33,000 emails...
Mitt Romney's Son has 5 Wives
Mitt Romney's son, who is a member of the Mormon church, recently married 5 different women. As if one woman isn't too much for a man to...
California Passes Law that Makes Using the Words Male and Female Hate Speech
California law makers passed the “Genderless Bill” that makes using the words male and female hate speech. All government documents will...
Biden Spends $300 Billion on Student Loan Forgiveness to Reduce Inflation
President Brandon is announcing Wednesday that he will be spending $300 billion tax payer dollars on student loan forgiveness. Blue...
Kim Jong-un’s Sister Gives Birth to Their Child
Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un, just had his first child with his sister, Kimberly Jong-un. State media told the country Sunday that by the...
Apple Releases iPhone Feature that Listens to Everything You Say 24/7
Apple unveiled a new feature for the iPhone 13 that listens to everything you say, even when you’re not using your phone. Apple intends...
California Makes the Gay Pride Flag the Official State Flag
Governor Gavin Newsom announced Tuesday that the new state flag of California will be the gay pride flag. He told reporters that the...
NFL Legalizes Steroid Use for Players
The NFL announced Saturday that they are removing all steroid and substance bans. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell told the press, "Roid...
Expert Says Global Warming is a Chinese Conspiracy to Raise Gas Prices
Expert scientist, Doc Brown, told the world Thursday that, "Global warming is a Chinese conspiracy to hurt the US manufacturing...
Biden’s New Spending Bill Includes $2 Billion for Save The Whales Campaign
Biden’s new spending bill, Inflation Reduction Act of 2022, includes $2 Billion in funding for Save The Whales Campaign. As part of the...
Donald Trump Tells Russia to Keep Brittney Griner
WNBA player and communist, Brittney Griner, has been sentenced to 9 years in Russian prison for drug charges. Former President Donald...
Nickelodeon Converts SpongeBob into Transgender Woman
Nickelodeon’s newest episode of SpongeBob features the sponge transitioning from male to female. SpongeBob, who changes his name to...
Bernie Sanders Visits Moscow to Pay Homage to Soviet Union Founder Lenin
Bernie Sanders visited Moscow, Russia Thursday to pay homage to his childhood hero, Vladimir Lenin. Lenin, the founder of the Soviet...
Biden Declares Monkeypox a Public Health Emergency
Thursday the Biden administration declared Monkeypox a public health emergency. The disease is spread through sexual contact, and it...
China Threatens to Block Alcohol Trade to the US if Pelosi Doesn’t Leave Taiwan
China Dictator, Xi Jinping, told state media this morning, “If Pelosi doesn’t leave Taiwan immediately, I will block all alcohol trade to...
Rapper 50 Cent Changes Name to 80 Cent due to Inflation
Rapper, “50 Cent”, told reporters Monday that he’s changing his hame to “80 Cent” due to rising inflation. 80 Cent told The Miami...
Employee of Twitter Says the Company is run by Communists
An anonymous employee of Twitter told The Miami Bulletin that the company is being run by communist supporters, “Twitter is being...
Nancy Pelosi Packs 12 Bottles of Whiskey for Trip to Taiwan
Nancy Pelosi is packing a lot of alcohol for her trip to Taiwan. The Democrat congresswoman doesn’t plan on being sober as she puts the...
Kamala Harris Says That Animals can be Transgender
After telling guests during a meeting Tuesday that her pronouns are “she and her”, Kamala Harris says that animals can be transgender....
Chicago Mayor Praises Gangs for Providing Careers to Chicago Youth
Chicago Mayor, Lori Lightfoot, told city gangsters Tuesday that, “You’re doing a great job. Gang drug income has greatly improved Chicago...
Governor Ron DeSantis Installs Shark Crossing Signs at Major Beaches
The state of Florida has installed shark crossing signs at all state beaches. Governor Ron DeSantis told The Miami Bulletin, “We need to...
California Bans Hunting to Combat Climate Change
California Governor, Gavin Newsom, announced Sunday that the state of California is banning all forms of hunting. The Governor passed the...
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