Economy

Biden Spends $300 Billion on Student Loan Forgiveness to Reduce Inflation

President Brandon is announcing Wednesday that he will be spending $300 billion tax payer dollars on student loan forgiveness. Blue...

Expert Says Global Warming is a Chinese Conspiracy to Raise Gas Prices

Expert scientist, Doc Brown, told the world Thursday that, "Global warming is a Chinese conspiracy to hurt the US manufacturing...

Biden’s New Spending Bill Includes $2 Billion for Save The Whales Campaign

Biden’s new spending bill, Inflation Reduction Act of 2022, includes $2 Billion in funding for Save The Whales Campaign. As part of the...

Biden Visits Saudi Arabia to Beg for Cheaper Gas Prices

President Biden visited the prince of Saudi Arabia today to ask for lower gas prices. In a public meeting between the prince and...

AOC Introduces 40% Flat Tax On Every American’s Income

AOC introduced a 40% flat income tax bill that’s aim is to redistribute wealth in America. AOC stated that, “We need to make things like...

Biden Says Stock Market is Doing Great

The stock market is down over 9% this year, but Biden thinks it’s doing great. Biden has told reporters, “Gas is cheap right now and the...

CNN Says That Inflation is Good for The Economy

CNN said on their 11am show this morning that, “the economy is doing great because of inflation.” They credited President Biden for his...

Wallstreetbets Trader Loses $545k in One Day on Google Calls

Reddit user Ron Lawrence, age 37, managed to lose $545,000 on May 24 when he bought OTM Google Calls expiring May 27th. He placed 100%...

Bernie Sanders Admits Capitalism Works

Bernie Sanders is the grandpa at Thanksgiving dinner that everyone wishes would shut the fuck up. Recently he admitted that capitalism...