Donald Trump Beating Biden by 10% in 2024 Election Poll
According to a Miami Bulletin poll, Donald Trump is beating Biden in the 2024 election by 10%. Donald Trump is the man of the hour, too...
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Bruce Brandangart
- Aug 4, 2022
- 1 min
Bernie Sanders Visits Moscow to Pay Homage to Soviet Union Founder Lenin
Bernie Sanders visited Moscow, Russia Thursday to pay homage to his childhood hero, Vladimir Lenin. Lenin, the founder of the Soviet...
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Alexander Hamiltone
- Jul 27, 2022
- 1 min
Kamala Harris Says That Animals can be Transgender
After telling guests during a meeting Tuesday that her pronouns are “she and her”, Kamala Harris says that animals can be transgender....
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Randy Johnson
- Jul 7, 2022
- 1 min
Expert - Kamala Harris Has An IQ of 54
A psychology expert from the University of Texas at Austin told The Miami Bulletin that, “Harris has an IQ of 54, which would make her...
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Xijing Wilson
- Jun 29, 2022
- 1 min
President Trump Announces 2024 Campaign Platform
President Trump officially announced his 2024 campaign platform. It lists the following: $2.50 per gallon gas! Who wants to keep paying...
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Randy Johnson
- Jun 28, 2022
- 1 min
AOC Introduces 40% Flat Tax On Every American’s Income
AOC introduced a 40% flat income tax bill that’s aim is to redistribute wealth in America. AOC stated that, “We need to make things like...
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Randy Johnson
- Jun 23, 2022
- 1 min
Jim Beam Creates Whiskey Bottle With Paul Pelosi Mug Shot
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s husband has been charged with DUI after causing a car crash. He faces 5 years of probation and other...
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Bruce Brandangart
- Jun 23, 2022
- 1 min
Harvard Study - 80% of Democrat Voters Are Virgins
A new Harvard Study found that 80% of Democrat voters in 2022 are virgins. Researchers searched for an explanation for the rapid...
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Randy Johnson
- Jun 22, 2022
- 1 min
Mitch McConnell To Receive Spine Surgery After Voting For Gun Control Bill
Yesterday 14 Republican Senators voted in favor of a gun control bill. Following the vote, Mitch McConnell immediately drove to his...
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Alexander Hamiltone
- Jun 21, 2022
- 1 min
New Show Are You Smarter Than A Democrat Airing
Are You Smarter Than A Democrat is airing Tuesday at 8:30pm EST on TMBTV. The show will feature questions that test 5th graders on basic...
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Xijing Wilson
- Jun 21, 2022
- 1 min
Ben Shapiro is Converting to Christianity
Ben Shapiro announced today that he has had enough being Jewish, and is officially a Southern Baptist. After seeing the total cost for...
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Griffen Peter
- Jun 17, 2022
- 1 min
Stacey Abrams is The Fattest Governor Candidate in History
Stacey Abrams is the fattest governor candidate in American history. In 2018 she won 85% of obese voters in Georgia, and is looking to...
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Alexander Hamiltone
- Jun 17, 2022
- 1 min
Donald Trump Announces “I’m going to kick ass in 2024”
Donald Trump makes my heart pump. The man of the hour too sweet to be sour. He eats T-bone steaks and takes women on dates. The guy with...
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Alexander Hamiltone
- Jun 16, 2022
- 1 min
Nancy Pelosi Hammered in Irish Pub
Nancy Pelosi was seen hammered in an Irish Pub last night wearing the same clothes she wore to congress that day. Her Irish ancestry had...
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Alexander Hamiltone
- Jun 16, 2022
- 1 min
Elizabeth Warren Spotted Dancing at Cherokee Nation Reservation
Senator Elizabeth Warren was seen Thursday dancing with the Cherokee Nation, whom she claims to be a part of. Warren is less than 1%...
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Melissa Absurd
- Jun 15, 2022
- 1 min
President Biden Blames Fox News for High Gas Prices
President Biden said during a Wednesday press conference that, “uh ….welll you see gas prices are high because ….umm Fox News keeps...
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Alexander Hamiltone
- Jun 9, 2022
- 1 min
Adoption Agency Opens for Democrat Children
If you or a loved one has a child that has developed liberalism, please contact, "Give it Away Now Adoption Agency." The agency opened in...
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Bruce Brandangart
- Jun 7, 2022
- 1 min
Harvard Expert States "Harris is Mentally Handicapped"
Kamala Harris is truly a glass ceiling breaker. An expert from Harvard University stated today that Harris "is the first retarded Vice...
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Randy Johnson
- Jun 2, 2022
- 1 min
Nancy Pelosi Drunk in Congress
Political grandmas are great entertainment, especially at Thanksgiving. When they hold prominent political positions, it becomes somewhat...
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Melissa Absurd
- May 24, 2022
- 1 min
Democrats Have Lower IQ Averages - Stanford Study
On May 24, Stanford University released a study that found that Democrats have an average IQ 5 points below the average Republican's. One...
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