NFL Legalizes Steroid Use for Players
The NFL announced Saturday that they are removing all steroid and substance bans. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell told the press, "Roid...
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Bruce Brandangart
- Jul 28, 2022
- 1 min
Houston Astros Renamed Houston Castros by Ownership
Owner of the Houston Astros, Jim Crane, announced Thursday that the Houston team is being renamed “Houston Castros”. The new team...
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Randy Johnson
- Jul 11, 2022
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NFL QB Cheats on Girlfriend With His Mom’s Best Friend
New York Jets Quarterback, Zach Wilson, made headlines this week for cheating on his girlfriend with his mom’s best friend. Zach Wilson...
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Alexander Hamiltone
- Jul 6, 2022
- 1 min
NCAA Creates Transgender Sports Division
The NCAA has created a transgender sports division called the “He/She Division”. Qualifications to compete in the division are that...
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Alexander Hamiltone
- Jun 27, 2022
- 1 min
University of Alabama Football Field Painted Rainbow For Pride Month
The University of Alabama painted their football field rainbow colors in celebration of Pride Month. Nick Saban told The Miami Bulletin,...
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Randy Johnson
- Jun 26, 2022
- 1 min
SportsCenter Renamed PoliticalCenter by ESPN
SportsCenter has been renamed “PoliticalCenter” because ESPN forgot its a sports channel. ESPN has become so political, that they had...
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Griffen Peter
- Jun 20, 2022
- 1 min
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Featuring “Trump 2024 Babes”
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit magazine is featuring models brandishing “Trump 2024” bathing suits. In an attempt to grow it’s conservative...
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Alexander Hamiltone
- Jun 8, 2022
- 1 min
Carolina Panthers Hire First NFL Trans Cheerleader
The Carolina Panthers made headlines this week for hiring the first openly trans cheerleader in NFL history. Justine Lindsay,...
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Randy Johnson
- May 27, 2022
- 1 min
Erin Andrews Darkest Secret
Erin Andrews is popularly known as the baddest sports reporter in athletic history. Her nasal voice and lack of sports knowledge has made...
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Randy Johnson
- May 21, 2022
- 1 min
Brock Lesnar is Suffering from Man Titties
Many children dream of becoming UFC fighters or WWE wrestlers, but for Brock Lesnar that dream has developed serious side effects....
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