Ben Shapiro is Converting to Christianity

Ben Shapiro announced today that he has had enough being Jewish, and is officially a Southern Baptist. After seeing the total cost for celebrating his son’s bar mitzvah, he said “I wasn’t going to pay for that shit.” Shapiro also said that he was tired of walking to synagogue every weekend, “it’s 2022 I’m ready to start driving on weekends, also I’ve always wanted to try Slim Jims.” He said he would live the rest of his life being a Christian, and will serve his children bacon every morning.