Biden Declares Monkeypox a Public Health Emergency

Thursday the Biden administration declared Monkeypox a public health emergency. The disease is spread through sexual contact, and it originates from a human being attempting to have sexual intercourse with a primate. The Miami Bulletin interviewed a CDC Disease Expert and she told us, “Monkeypox began to spread in Madagascar, and it all started from a village member fooling around with a Baboon. This disease that the word is now dealing with, all started from a young man thinking with his dick. It should be a reminder to all men to think with your brain.” Biden’s Press Secretary made a statement today reminding Americans to avoid relations with monkeys, “Zoo’s are for watching the animals. Please wear a mask and a condom if you decide to have relations with a monkey.”