Biden Refuses To Use Fireworks On 4th Of July Because Of Global Warming

President Biden refused to use fireworks on 4th of July because of global warming. “They release the uh you know.. gas just like the cow farts.” Biden is taking precautionary measures to prevent global warming, and not shooting fireworks is his current strategy. Liberal scientists have been telling people to not use fireworks because “the heat given off will increase earth’s temperature and melt the ice caps.” It seems that Biden has subscribed to this scientific theory, and is prioritizing science over patriotism.