Biden Says Stock Market is Doing Great

The stock market is down over 9% this year, but Biden thinks it’s doing great. Biden has told reporters, “Gas is cheap right now and the stock market is the best it’s ever been. In fact we need to raise taxes on the middle class because things are going so well.” After a momentary pause to smell a woman’s perfume, Biden continued to say “Um well um gas is going down because I told the oil companies to lower their prices.” Biden continues to encourage his voters to buy $60,000 electric cars, and to car pool more to offset high gas prices. “It’s only $60,000 for a new Tesla, that’s not bad.”