President Biden visited the prince of Saudi Arabia today to ask for lower gas prices. In a public meeting between the prince and President, Biden told Salman, “In America people are being hurt by high gas prices. It’s the fault of the rich oil companies. Oh royal prince, will you please give my people cheaper gas? I will gift you 30 goats and a donkey for every barrel of oil you deliver.” The prince told Biden that he would first have to consult the holy oracle before responding to the request. President Biden then bowed to the prince in the same fashion that Obama bowed to king Abdullah. Analysts are still estimating whether or not 30 goats and a donkey are going to be enough to deliver cheaper gas. The Miami Bulletin is continuing to monitor the diplomatic meeting and will update this article as it progresses.
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