Brock Lesnar is Suffering from Man Titties

Many children dream of becoming UFC fighters or WWE wrestlers, but for Brock Lesnar that dream has developed serious side effects. Picture a Golden Coral chocolate fountain, as the chocolate slowly oozes over the edge of the ceramic fountain. That is the current state of Brock Lesnar's man titties. Pictured to the left you can see a 44 year old man titty slowly oozing over the top of an upper abdomen. Breasts are only supposed to swell during pregnancy, but for Lesnar no fornication was required for his enlarging chest. WWE fans have even started to compare the wrestler to a pregnant dog with a hanging under belly. As his problem worsens, fans can only hope that Lesnar will surgically remove the gyno from his chest, or that an infant will suck them dry.