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Caitlyn Jenner Says That “Hotdogs Are Traumatizing”

Following her gender reconstruction surgery, Caitlyn Jenner says that she is, “traumatized by hotdogs.” Caitlyn, made the conversion from a man to a “woman” and is now petrified by the presence of a hotdog. The shape of the sausage haunts her, and rekindles memories of when she was once a man. She told The Miami Bulletin, “I never want to posses a sausage again.” She refuses to allow her children to eat hotdogs at her house, and has now encouraged the governor of California to ban them, “hotdog control is needed now!”

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