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Liberal Woman Discovers If She Doesn’t Get Pregnant She Won’t Need An Abortion

Betsy Quinn found out Friday that if she doesn’t get pregnant, she won’t need an abortion. For the first time she saw a Trojan Condom advertisement and became aware of safe sex. Betsy told The Miami Bulletin, “I am dumbfounded that safe sex prevents pregnancy!” She no longer feels as much rage that the Supreme Court overturned Roe v Wade, “I no longer feel the need to post 5 times on Instagram about how mad I am.” Betsy is also astonished that by choosing to not have sex, she has no risk of pregnancy, “it’s almost like my choices have consequences.”

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