Mitch McConnell To Receive Spine Surgery After Voting For Gun Control Bill

Yesterday 14 Republican Senators voted in favor of a gun control bill. Following the vote, Mitch McConnell immediately drove to his doctor to discuss a spine replacement surgery. His request was refused because artificial spines were in low supply, and Lindsey Graham took his last one. Doctors in that area stated that they saw a sharp increase in spine surgery requests following the Tuesday vote. One doctor said, “If people just voted these son’s of bitches out of office, maybe we wouldn’t need to replace so many spines.”