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Mitt Romney's Son has 5 Wives

Mitt Romney's son, who is a member of the Mormon church, recently married 5 different women. As if one woman isn't too much for a man to tolerate, Romney's son decided to be nagged by 5. He told The Miami Bulletin, "If there's drama in the house, it's just like the geopolitics of the Balkan Peninsula. When we're walking outside with all of our children, it looks like a gypsy caravan traveling to a new foreign land. The most difficult part of my day is deciding where everyone wants to eat. If I'm driving, I have 5 different women telling me how to drive the car. I can't complain though, the house stays pretty clean. As long as I say 'yes dear' 70 times a day, my life is pretty good."

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