Nancy Pelosi Hammered in Irish Pub

Nancy Pelosi was seen hammered in an Irish Pub last night wearing the same clothes she wore to congress that day. Her Irish ancestry had compelled her to turn up in downtown DC last night, and she looked absolutely shit faced by 10pm. The poor woman couldn’t hold down 2 whiskey cokes before stumbling through the bar. The Miami Bulletin was on scene and asked one of the bar goers what they thought of Pelosi and one said, “that light weight is as bad at holding down liquor as she is inflation.” Democrat voters can only hope that the speaker will start drinking more water.