President Trump Announces 2024 Campaign Platform

President Trump officially announced his 2024 campaign platform. It lists the following:

• $2.50 per gallon gas! Who wants to keep paying $5 per gallon?

• Increase water access to fuel liberal tears

• Get rid of communist AOC greenhouse gas taxes

• Disband the FBI

• Keep the men in the men's bathroom and the women in the women's bathroom

• Keep Stacey Abrams away from the hotdog stands!

• Truth Social will be the official social media platform of the POTUS

• Bomb the shit out of Syria

• Put Hillary in jail where she belongs

• Ban transgenders from competing in women's sports

• Remove CNN from TV because it's communist propaganda

• Save the unborn babies from being murdered by Democrats

• Give The Miami Bulletin an official White House press pass

• Tell Stephen Colbert to kiss my ass

• Remove the gay pride flags from the White House

• Finish building the wall

• Make the liberals cry again after I win

• Stop Biden from smelling people’s kids

• End Nancy Pelosi’s career