SportsCenter Renamed PoliticalCenter by ESPN

SportsCenter has been renamed “PoliticalCenter” because ESPN forgot its a sports channel. ESPN has become so political, that they had to give their opinion on Roe v Wade being overturned on all of their platforms.

Middle aged men across the country are outraged by the political bullshit being spewed on their beloved sports channel. The Miami Bulletin interviewed Rick, 43, and he told us, “it was one thing for them to put the rainbow colors on the uniforms, now they can’t shut the hell up about losing the right to kill their babies.” The sense of entitlement is astonishing considering the only credentials these athletes have to talk about politics is their ability to play with a ball.