Stacey Abrams is The Fattest Governor Candidate in History
Stacey Abrams is the fattest governor candidate in American history. In 2018 she won 85% of obese voters in Georgia, and is looking to consume registered obese voters once again. Her 2018 gubernatorial election defeat wasn’t enough for Abrams, and now in 2022 she is going back for seconds. She has received endorsements from Five Guys, McDonalds, and Wendy’s. Abrams has built her platform around increased government handouts. Growing up she always enjoyed free ketchup in her Happy Meal, and now she is modeling her politics after the same ideals.