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Stacey Abrams To Compete In Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest

Stacey Abrams, the fattest gubernatorial candidate in history, is set to compete in the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest on July 4th. Abrams tried out for the contest and was a number 1 prospect, earning her spot by eating 74 hotdogs in 2 minutes. She aims to earn the belt, and become the hot dog eating national champion. Hot dog eating coach Ron Goodelman told The Miami Bulletin, “She’s got real talent. I’ve never seen a politician consume so many weiners since Kamala Harris was trying to enter congress!” The Miami Bulletin has been following Abrams preparation for the contest, and she has been on a rampage destroying hot dog supplies across the country. It will be interesting to see if Abrams can pull off victory on July 4th.

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