US Army Recruiting At Special Needs Schools

The US Army recently lowered it’s education requirements, making it no longer necessary to have a high school diploma to enlist. Since the standards have been lowered, recruiters are taking advantage of the change by visiting local special needs schools. The Miami Bulletin got to interview one recruiter who told us, “I like to visit Margaret Young Special School because a lot of these students would make a great fit in Biden’s Army. We give them water guns to test their skills and offer the best shots 11 Bravo contracts.” Recruiters are desperate to fill the ranks since enlistment numbers have fallen. Time will tell if new methods of recruitment can build back better the mighty US Army.

The Army Song!

(Stands at attention… sorry if this is traumatizing, it is for the writer)

March along, sing our song, with the Army of the free.

Count the brave, count the true, who have fought to victory.

We’re the Army and proud of our name!

We’re the Army and proudly proclaim:

First Chorus:

First to fight for the right,

And to build the Nation’s might,

And the Army goes rolling along.

Proud of all we have done,

Fighting till the battle’s won,

And the Army goes rolling along.

Refrain:

Then it’s hi! hi! hey!

The Army’s on its way.

Count off the cadence loud and strong;

For where’er we go,

You will always know

That the Army goes rolling along.