Walmart Changes Restroom Gender Labels To “They/them”

Walmart has changed all gender labels in their stores to “they/them”. Even the bathrooms are now divided between “they’s” and “them’s”.

We asked one Walmart employee, how to decide which restroom to use and she told us, “We just let them decide where they want to use the restroom, if that makes sense.” The Miami Bulletin quickly realized that, no, it really makes no sense at all. Our reporter decided to piss out back on the building like a real man. As long as liberals don’t put “they/them” signs on trees outside, men shouldn’t have to fear where to use the restroom.